muffpunch said: BLASPHEMER!!! I love In-N-Out. I get the fries well done because I like them super crispy.
The place sucks. Not like really sucks but like sucking Satan’s balls sucks. I don’t think Satan’s balls taste good but if I could put Satan’s balls and In N Outs fries on a teetotaler they would would probably be pretty even.
And it would also be fun to see!
Fries well done at INO are pretty much the only way to make them palatable; they are unspectacular cooked normal. Unlike the holy perfection of Five Guys fries. INO burgers scratch that ‘I want McDonalds but I don’t want crap’ itch; Five Guys best simulates a burger joint in Ft. Lauderdale that’s the burger of my youth.
And I’d sell them both straight up the river for a Little Big Burger. Sorry.